| 1. BILLS | 16. COWBOYS | | EXPENSIVE CARS | PETER AND PAUL |
| 2. COLTS | 17. EAGLES | SIX RULERS | F16, F14, A10, 747 |
| 3. DOLPHINS | 18. GIANTS | AUTUMN JAILBIRDS | USED TO BE FEMALES |
| 4. PATRIOTS | 19. REDSKINS | LUBRICATORS | LEADERS, RULERS, PRESIDENTS |
| 5. JETS | 20. CARDINALS | MEDIEVAL STEEDS | DOLLAR PER COBS OF CORN |
| 6. STEELERS | 21. PACKERS | SQUARED SEVENERS | O.J. SIMPSON COULD ENDORSE THEM |
| 7. BENGALS | 22. LIONS | NATIONAL BIRDS | GIRL'S TOY AND A FISH'S APPENDAGE |
| 8. OILERS | 23. VIKINGS | NIXON'S WIFE GOES WILD | SOLDIER'S UNCLES' SPOUSES |
| 9. BROWNS | 24. BEARS | 5, 10, 20, 50, 100 | INVADERS |
| 10. JAGUARS | 25. BUCCANEERS | BOX LOADERS | ... TIGERS, AND BEARS... OH MY! |
| 11. CHIEFS | 26. 49ERS | PANDAS, & GRIZZLIES | ROBBERS |
| 12. CHARGERS | 27. FALCONS | EWES' MATES | SUNBURNERS |
| 13. RAIDERS | 28. SAINTS | COOKS MEAT | QUEEN OF SPADES IN HAPPY DAYS DINER |
| 14. SEAHAWKS | 29. RAMS | FLORIDA'S HOCKEY TEAM | BODY OF WATER AND WINGED PREDATOR |
| 15. BRONCOS | 30. PANTHERS | .45 MAGNUMS | HALF BOVINE / HALF HUMANS |